Silence

4 weddings and...counting

   Someone put me out of my misery. It seems the stars aligned for everyone and they all decided to get married in 2008. And to top it all off, no one is within a 200 km radius. Seriously dudes, I only have 2 weeks off per year, and teleportation still needs some work!

Smurfjet Cheese Omelette - part deux

Part one est içi.

P.S. bad lighting = ACME barf

Paris - Mission Impossible - La Tour Eiffel

   Vue que mon séjour est juste de quelques heures, j'ai décidé de visiter la Tour Eiffel seulement, et prendre beaucoup de photos.

Transport:
RER B de CDG.2F jusqu'à Saint-Michel Notre-Dame où je fais correspondance avec RER C jusqu'à Champs de Mars Tour Eiffel. Reste à confirmer si c'est un seule tarif (8,60 €), ou s'il faut payer une deuxième fois pour faire la correspondance avec le C (site du RATP pas assez claire).

UPDATE:

Tant que tu ne sort pas du rer ou du métro c est toujours le même ticket.

SsG.

Tour Eiffel:
Prendre l'ascenseur jusqu'au sommet si possible. Prévoir un coût de 12,00 €.

L'heure limite de départ de Champs de mars en RER est 10h52 pour ne pas manquer l'avion à CDG.2F.

Paris - Mission Impossible

Vous êtes à Paris.
Vous avez 7 heures entre les vols.

Qu'est-ce que vous allez faire hot shot? What will you do?

Why visit the place of course!

But how the hell can I pull that off, when it takes a lifetime to do so, I have no idea.

If anyone is free on the 13th of May in Paris, give me a shout. J'arrive à CDG très tôt et je quitte vers midi.

À Paris...

Quote of the week #13

How is work?

Work is good but it is time consuming!

One of the twins.

I saved a sheep today - Chat

Smurfjet's Bro:
i saved a sheep today
Smurfjet:
how? you stopped eating meat?
Smurfjet's Bro:
no
Smurfjet's Bro:
it was stuck in a hole on its back
Smurfjet's Bro:
sheeps cant get back on their feet
Smurfjet's Bro:
theyr like turtles
Smurfjet's Bro:
i turned it back
Smurfjet:
wtf is a sheep doing in *****?
Smurfjet's Bro:
it was bathing in its poo the whole morning after the farmer left them
Smurfjet:
shit!
Smurfjet's Bro:
so it could have died by the end of the day
Smurfjet:
hehe
Smurfjet's Bro:
i jumped over the canal and turned it
Smurfjet:
ah ya batal
Smurfjet's Bro:
*****'s dad filmed me so i should have the video to prove it [:P]
Smurfjet's Bro:
fuckin greenpeace [:P]
Smurfjet's Bro:
they cant do shit
Smurfjet's Bro:
hahaa
Smurfjet:
I can't wait to see, but still I don't understand what are sheep doing in your city?
Smurfjet:
Sheep are not an endangered species
Smurfjet's Bro:
it was not in the city bitch
Smurfjet's Bro:
i biked 35k today around *****
Smurfjet:
where? in the day3ah?
Smurfjet's Bro:
obviously you never been here [:P]
Smurfjet's Bro:
its all green around *****
Smurfjet:
obviously
Smurfjet's Bro:
well
Smurfjet's Bro:
lets just say
Smurfjet's Bro:
i saved a sheep from dying
Smurfjet's Bro:
i also saved a sheep that might go to slaughter and feed people
Smurfjet's Bro:
conclusion i saved animals and human beings [:P]
Smurfjet:
so if he died of his own poo he would have been made into a sheepburger?
Smurfjet's Bro:
no no
Smurfjet's Bro:
if he died they would have probably used him fas fertilizer or somehting
Smurfjet:
Thats a fucked up story man
Smurfjet's Bro:
i just hope hes not stupid enough to fall in the hole again [:P]
Smurfjet's Bro:
the fucker didnt even thank me he just ran away
Smurfjet's Bro:
he was throwing his legs left and right, almost hit me [:P]
Smurfjet:
that ingrateful bastard
Smurfjet's Bro:
had to lift him from him back
Smurfjet's Bro:
for that i'm gonna eat meat tomorrow [:@]
Smurfjet's Bro:
hahah
Smurfjet:
Eh, an ingrateful sheep is a good an excuse as any for kebab BBQ
Smurfjet's Bro:
precisely
Smurfjet:
this chat is going on my blog